
Toilet physics - press 1 to 9 to eat, every food blasts you a different way, and see how far one lunch can take you.
1 through 9 and 0 (top row or numpad) eat that food. The first bite launches you off the throne and every bite after that is another blast. Mouse or touch: tap the food tray along the bottom. Space eats a surprise food, R retries, Esc pauses, M mutes, F goes fullscreen and P replays your last flush.
Throne Trouble was submitted to SlowDen by Splat Zone Entertainment. SlowDen did not make this game - it is published here from the developer's own submission, added on 2026-11-01. It runs in the browser with no download, no install and no sign-up.